COMPETITION TIME !
We have winners !!!
Charlotte .P and Amelia teamed up to guess all the names of the chocolate bars correctly.
WELL DONE .
The Elfis Saga
01/12/2016 - DAY 1 - Hurrah ! Father Christmas has chosen me to be one of his secret agents again this year ....and guess what? I'm off to see my old friends ,the Eagles, at Annesley Primary , I'm sooooooo excited ...
I just can't wait !!!!
I have positioned myself in a pile of leaves , with Father Christmas' scroll tucked under my arm , ready to observe my old friends.
What a disappointment ! Where are Mason and Tia and Smiley Lillie ??? They have all changed ? Thirty of the new critters came pounding into year 6 ...and they all look different ? ( a bit dodgy to me !) AND I have already had to issue TWO warnings to children from a different place in school .
HOW AWFUL IS THAT ? On the first day too !!
At least Mrs.Rafe is still there . Anyway ,I am a professional and I have a job to do , so I am on it !
We will see how it goes ?????
02/12/2016 - DAY 2 - Well I'm still not very happy that my old friends have gone and I'm left with this new bunch but I have decided to make the best of a bad situation . So I thought I had better learn this lots names ........ Oh my goodness !! They are all very odd ....Cole and Kane and Layla and Sangeras and C.P and Calen ......where do they get these monikers from ??? Much better to have a sensible name like mine , much better , so I decided to rename all 30 of the little darlings with real life elfy names , proper ones like Stinky and Pinky and Windy . At least now I know who each of them are , it's a shame that the magic can only last for one day , I much prefer them as elves . I shall certainly be having strong words when I get home this weekend about this change of cohort ! See you Monday !
03/12/2016 - DAY 3 - I am so pleased its the weekend and I get to go home . I had forgotten how much I miss my pet reindeer Barry , he's soooo cute . My friend McJingles looks after him when I'm away , but I still worry . I also got to see my girlfriend , Tiffany Sparkles , she is soooooooooo pretty and she makes the best mince pies and lemonade ever !! We took Barry to the park and fed him his favourite brussel sprouts , yummy !! Then in the evening I met with a bunch of friends and we discussed the schools we had been sent to , they are as mystified as me as to why the children have all changed ? Eugh !!
04/12/2012 - DAY 4 - Today I got to meet with the big man himself (Father Christmas) , I am always so nervous to see him , although he is the most lovely person ever . I explained my shock at the different Eagles and he told me that that is what you humans do . Apparently every year , as the children get older , they move up one year in school . So my old friends are now at a new school and I have to put up with this new lot ! Yuck !! All very odd to me . But Father Christmas said he trusts me to do a good job for him and he is sure everything will be just right (fingers crossed ?) Anyway I need to get ready for the journey back to Annesley , I'm sure gonna miss Barry and Tiffany , I wonder if the Eagles will help me get over my homesickness ?
05/12/2016 - DAY 5 - I arrived back at Annesley safely but sad , I really , really , REALLY miss Barry when I'm away from him . So I put on my thinking cap and guess what ? I had the most amazing idea ! I would turn the Eagles into reindeers for the day , then it would feel just like home . I set too making reindeer headbands with reindeer names on , even the adults . Unfortunately I ran out of time , so the wonderful Miss.Geeson (she's a T.A - which obviously stands for TOTALLY AWESOME , cos she is ) finished the last few for me . When the children arrived they seemed perfectly pleased to help me and they danced and pranced all over the school , I was very pleased .
Unfortunately , by the afternoon , some were starting to get bored and said they "felt silly" , so they took their antlers off !! A blatant rule break , I am very angry !! I will get them back ! I was ready to shout at them when some bloke called Mr.Egglestone turned up and I heard the children whispering that he might arrest me , surely he can't do that ? Anyway , I will get them, I will! You wait and see !!!
06/12/2016 - DAY 6 - HAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!! I certainly got those pesky Eagles back for their misdemeanour yesterday ! Yes indeedy ! Lucky for me the lovely Mrs.Robots (Head boss lady) had set the mood by being super upset with the mess left in the coatroom, which meant that the Totally Awesome Miss.G had to get grumpy with the horrid little beasts . It set up my plan perfectly .....First I turned my back on them all to show how cross I was , then I delivered a killer letter of complaint (my handwriting has improved sooooo much since last year) to tell them how annoyed I was , then I sat back and waited .....and waited ..............and waited ...........................I was just about to doze off when one of the nuisances said "the elf has wrapped all the toilets up !" hahaaaaaaaaaa, oh yes ! My evil deed had been discovered !! I was so pleased with myself I couldn't stop smirking for the rest of the day . Obviously I left the adults toilet alone as they know how to follow the rules and are just super perfect in every way. I hope the little darlings have learnt not to mess with me .....more fool them if they haven't !! I have plenty more tricks up my sleeve !
07/12/2016 - DAY 7 - Tee-HEE-Hee , those silly Eagles think I have forgiven them for their disrespectful ways , but I most certainly have not ! I was having a good look around the room last night , it's changed sooooo much since last year , and I saw a horrid , ugly pretend Father Christmas !!!!! How rude !!!! There is only one great man and he is the most handsome person ever ! I had to get rid of it ! So I pulled it down ready to destroy it when , all of a sudden , lots of real gold chocolate coins fell out of its pockets . CHOCOLATE almost my most favourite thing in the whole world , I absolutely looooooooove chocolate , it's so smooth and creamy and delicious . I just couldn't resist , I know it's really naughty , but..............I ATE IT ALL !!!!! Every last crumb ! It was soooooo yummy . Soon it was time to get back to my post , so I climbed onto the top of a cupboard and managed to take a sELFie ...when I toppled off onto the floor !! It hurt so much , I couldn't move . Of course the horrid little beasts didn't notice my pain and just ignored me , they just don't care . .............And now my tummy is really , really starting to ache ............................
08/12/2016 - DAY 8 - OOOOOOOOOOHHHH MY TUMMY !!! I have been sooooo poorly .....I totally forgot that human chocolate is bad for elves (it is so scrummy delicious ) and eating all the advent chocolate has made me really , really ill I was exploring last night when suddenly my tummy gave an enormous rumble and .....POP !!! I had a little accident ! Now, the problem is , when an elf needs to go , they reeeeaaaallly need to go .....straight away !! So I began to stagger to the toilets when POP ...POP ...POP !!! It was in the childrens' trays , the drink machine , on top of Mrs.Rafes big tablet , even in someones P.E kit !! Sooooo embarrassing . I finally made it to the toilet but I was far too weak to flush , it was totally exhausting and I fell asleep in a glass ! Unfortunately ,by the time I woke up the children had begun to arrive ,so I had to get myself into work mode right away . I don't think they even noticed though , they are pretty useless for humans . But ...I am very sorry . I promise I will make it up to you tomorrow , I have one of my most favourite hobbies planned for you . You will looooove it ....
09/12/2016 - DAY 9 - It has been soooooo much fun today . Since I was so rude to the Eagles yesterday I decided to create one of my most favourite things in their classroom . So I got together a few friends and we arranged for a DISCO !!!! We had the top song of all time ,Y.M.C.A , on the big tablet and Mrs.Rafe kept blasting it out so the children could dance to their hearts content ...and they did , even Toby (he has some very smooth moves ) . By the end of the day they were all exhausted and I needed to get ready for my trip home , it's going to be a very special weekend .....
10/12/2016 - DAY 10 - I got home safe and sound and ran straight round to see Barry (my reindeer) and guess what ? My girlfriend Tiffany Sparkles was there ! It was so great to see the two of them , Tiffany loves Barry almost as much as I do . So we packed up a picnic (noooo human chocolate ! Tiffany was sooo embarrassed when I told her what had happened !) jumped in the sleigh and set off to the lake for a day of skating , snowballing and singing Christmas songs , such fun ! Tonight it is the Elves annual Christmas show and I have been chosen to play piano in front of Father Christmas !!!!! Luckily my Jingle Bells is note perfect , but I still get shy in front of the big man . Also Tiffany will be there and I want to get things just right for her . Wish me luck !
11/12/2016 - DAY 11 - Well the show was amazing and everyone loved my Jingle Bells , Father Christmas said it was the best performance he had seen , Tiffany is super proud of me and she made extra mince pies for tea when I visited her tonight . I have filed my report and just need to pack my things before my journey back to you all . I might just have time to take Barry some treats before I leave . I will see you all again bright and early Monday morning .
12/12/2016 -DAY 12 - I arrived back at Annesley just after midnight and I felt wide awake , so I decided to have a nosey around ...and guess what ? I found a huge camera right next to Mrs.Rafe's table , it's massive !! So I decided to take a couple of sELFies of myself to pass the time . I did all my best poses ......duck face , side profile and ,of course , my amazing dabbing ! I was soooo pleased with them that I decided to put them up all around the room for the children to admire my gorgeousness . I even gave myself a place of honour on the class's WOW WALL , cos I'm so super fab . I expected lots of admiring oohs and aaahhhs from the beasts , but guess what ? Not one of them said how handsome I am ....they are sooooo ungrateful . Do they not understand the havoc I can reek ...........?
13/12/2016 - DAY 13 - Teeheehee I've been soooo naughty today !! I remembered Mrs.Robots getting cross with the Eagles for being so untidy , so I decided to get them into biiiiiig trouble ! I emptied the bins all over the classroom ...not once ...not twice ... but THREE TIMES !! It was sooo funny watching the little monsters running around picking it all up before anyone noticed. Mrs.Rafe and the brilliant Miss.Geeson were perplexed at what was happening . Even Mr.Egglestone had a peep in...but he didn't catch me . I'm far too smart for them all ! I even issued a warning to Harley and Cameron (though they had done nothing wrong). I am sooo clever and mischievous !! I already have plans for tomorrow , they don't stand a chance ...mwahahahahahahahahaha !!!
14/12/2016 -DAY 14 - I have had soooo much fun today . I found some pictures of the Eagles on Mrs.Rafes' big tablet this morning, so I sent them to the big camera and printed them off ....they are a funny looking bunch .....all quiffs and ponytails ( the girls aren't much better!) . So I decided to pretty them up a bit and drew them as their true sELFs , they had glasses and beards and pointy ears ...much more attractive I think . Anyway , I thought it would be a great idea to hide them all around the school and make them search for them sELVES . They were in bins and on walls , in tunnels and even under some snails !!! I set them a time limit of 30 minutes and set them off . They hunted high and low and squeaked in with seconds to spare (although I think Mr.Lanternspire gave them extra time , I'll have to keep my eye on him !) . They all loved their new improved sELFs and I think they will all be rushing out for some plastic surgery (at least I think they should) . I heard some of them saying its party day tomorrow....I love parties !!! I had better be invited ! I'm going to iron my favourite hat in anticipation . See you tomorrow .
15/12/2016 - DAY 15 - Well I got myself all ready , positioned myself under the Christmas tree and wrapped myself up in tinsel . I even turned the childrens name labels round so I could remind myself who each of them were (they all look the same to me) and I waited.........and waited.......and waited ........BUT not one of them invited me to their party !!! It all looked sooo much fun too , with games and food and a quiz ! In the afternoon lots of other children came up along with their adults , so they had obviously been invited , but not me !? I don't understand it , I am the life and soul of every party at home . Instead I had to sit and watch Mrs.McGrowlin wrap up the biggest pass the parcels ever ! And that is my favourite game too and I didn't get to join in ! I am sooo unhappy and surely they know by now that they shouldn't make me unhappy ......
16/12/2016 - DAY 16 - WELL!! I said I would get those Eagles for not inviting me to their party and I did ! I took all their chairs away .....hahahahahaaaaaaaaaa ! That showed them , sitting there all smug, eating their party food and not offering me a single bite ! Well they were not impressed at all ,having to stand up all day , but I found it hilarious . Of course I kept a chair for mysELF and I let the grown ups keep their chairs in the common room area , I even let C.P ( Crazy Person) and Jessica.S ( show saver) have a sit down whilst they did some important work for the awesome Miss.G , but they deserved it . Anyway , it's time for me to head home for the weekend and then it's my last two days at Annesley ...I can't believe it , it has gone soooo fast .
17/12/2016 - DAY 17 - My last weekend at home before Christmas ! It has been so busy . I have told Father Christmas all about my tricks this week and he said I have been a little mean to you !? I don't know why I think it has been the other way around , but I have to take the big mans word for it ....after all , he is the boss . So as a way of making it up I have been busy sorting out presents for you all , I hope you are going to like them .
18/12/2016 - DAY 18 - My last Sunday with Barry and Tiffany as Christmas falls on a weekend this year, so all the elves are on high alert to make sure everything runs super smoothly on Christmas Eve . I have bought Tiffany some new clothes as her presents . Do you think she will like them ? I hope so . Barry has been chosen as one of the reindeer to pull Father Christmas' sleigh this year ...how exciting !!! I'm sure he will do a super fab job , but it does mean he will have to have his present after the big day as he will be busy working . Never mind , it's more important that all the children receive their gifts on time . Well it's time to make my journey back to Annesley for the last time ...and guess what ? Father Christmas has lent me his private jet so I can carry all your presents from me safely ....how kind of him ...I'm obviously his favourite elf .See you in the morning......
19/12/2016 - DAY 19 - Boo-hoo-hoooooooooooooooo! I can't believe Father Christmas sent me to jail in the smelly rat cage ! I thought I was his favourite when all the time he thinks I'm naughty 😢. He used his magic to lure me to the cage , then BANG ...Iwas locked in ! I am sooooo embarrassed and upset that I have upset him , he is my hero . I do try to be good ...honest I do ... . Well mostly I do . I did ask the children to help me escape , but they just laughed at me ! I hope I can make it up to them tomorrow ...I have something very special planned ...and it involves.....presents (shhhhhhh)
20/12/2016 - DAY 20 - OH NO !I t is my last day with the Eagles and Father Christmas has summoned me back to the North Pole as there has been a surge on children getting places on the nice list , which is brilliant , but it means I won't get to see my friends one last time . Luckily I had already set up their present challenge , a laser quest . I left a note for Mrs.Rafe asking her to let me know how it went and she said it was amazing ! Lots of the children had a go and even Mr.Egglestone tried but I had made it really tricky . Then , unfortunately , some of the wire came loose and fell down , making the quest far too easy , so the quick thinking adults turned it into a Deal or No Deal game and the children had to choose numbers to find the locker the presents were hidden in . To be honest , they were a bit rubbish , it went down to the very last number , lucky 13 ! Strangely this was the exact number written on the paper in Mrs.Rafes' pocket ! WOW she must be magic?! So the children each got a present , I'm super glad .
Unfortunately , this is my last post for this year as I will be busy working. Trying to make sure every child gets something this Christmas .So thank you children for joining in my tasks and following the rules . I have had an amazing time with you and so much fun . Take care , work hard and never give up on your dreams . Have an amazing Christmas , I know Father Christmas is especially pleased with you all this year .
I will miss you very much , you are all super fab ,
With love ,
your friend ,
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